You might ask, exactly what are — telephone tits?
I’m glad you asked. It allows me to expound on one of my favorite subjects, historical advertising trivia!
Okay, I have through a gazillion photos looking for the Bell Telephone ad that ran in the early 70’s. It was featured in a mid 70’s edition of Hustler magazine. It was cited in the book “Subliminal Seduction”. And I have been unable to locate it. It showed a woman holding one of the old wooden box phones that had an attached microphone and an earpiece on a cord. It had two bells on the front. Guess where they were on the model. RING those bells, we have a winner!
BTW, my searches also yielded this,
I don’t duck the issues!
Reach out and touch someone!
You might be surprised at their response be it a squeak or a giggle.
is your phone on vibrate?