http://news.yahoo.com/treating-gum-disease-may-treat-erectile-dysfunction-231051527.html
If you never brush your teeth will you need to worry about your ED?
http://news.yahoo.com/tell-soda-addict-meth-addict-211737832.html
Cheers!
Now that’s more like it. Boilin’ water kills germs
This is mostly instrumental, but the last 30 sec has lyrics.
Okay, I’ll admit it. I rarely floss. But it would be easier if I could take them out and then floss ’em.
I said there would be a quiz at the end and here it is. The Word quiz, Ain’t I just a cutie.
QUIZ
E.T. Enter Tangentially 
I remember when Deuce posted about not leaving your toothbrush on the counter in the bathroom. Microscopic fecal particles and all that. Eeeeeeuuuw.
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It’s been awhile, but I remember that one too. I’m not sure why I picked the dental hygiene topic. I had bookmarked the ED article and had been saving it for a blog topic. I was flip flopping between the ED and the article about otter penises. I saw a facebook post that would’ve worked with this topic also. Although I would’ve changed the intro. Paraphrasing, my kid has heard about a disease that only affects snakes { FB said dinosaurs, I think snakes works better}. He was watching commercials about Reptile Dysfunction and figured it had to be snakes.
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Reptile Dysfunction. 😉 I like it!
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Dinos don’t stimulate the imagination as much as trouser snakes. I would think most women would avoid garter snakes and settle for elastic, the Brits would call the elastic “Suspenders”. But a garter belt is kind of like a picture frame.
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