Fingers Sticky? Maybe You Should Wash Your Hands After Getting a Sticky Post

I was born long long ago in a galaxy far far away, but I don’t remember that day. I was raised in a convent. The Mother Superior was Nun Yabizness. I called her Nessie or Nessie of the flowing locks, and she was very pleasing in a saurus kind of way. Old habits die hard ya know.

You can’t believe everything you read on the internet. The preceding was a lie. The proceeding might be.

It is better to remain silent and be thought an idiot, than to speak and remove all doubt.

Okay, about me, I’m the youngest of six kids. I started college at 16 and got my BA in physics from the University of Northern Iowa. I figured out that rocket science is hard, so I don’t do that for a living. The picture that shows me with two other people is from a brochure advertising the Physics Dept and is from sometime prior to 1984. The Asian guy was my roommate for about two years, he’s from Malaysia. The other photo shows me receiving a Governor’s Volunteer Award in 1988. I’m from Iowa. I’m versed in ancient computer lingo, id est I learned how to program the old fashioned way. Exempli Gratia, I took a course in Fortran, wrote physics programs in BASIC, read a book on tape in PASCAL, and purchased TurboC++ after I got my first PC. The volunteer award was for the books that I read onto tapes for the Library for the Blind, one of which was a text on PASCAL. Sometimes I miss the old days. The good ol’ days are the ones where you don’t think about the bad, but remember the fun. I can be a smart-ass at times, other times I can be a dumb-ass, according to some I’m an ass of some sort all the time. If I don’t seem rational, remember rational comes from the word ratio which means fractions. Are you good at fractions? If you multiply 1/4 by 2 you get four bits which is fifty cents, and I don’t even like rap. If you multiply 1/5 by 3 you get really plowed unless you have several friends over to help drink them. And yeah, sometimes I plow. If you follow my train of thought you’re either crazy or you’re AB. My posts aren’t always adult oriented, but they often are. And they often involve word play, and puns, and double entendres, I like crosswords, hence the tagline.

Now to see if I can get this sticky, watch out.

That took a while to find. I had to google it. I wouldn’t have guessed in the visibility tab. It was in visible

6 thoughts on “Fingers Sticky? Maybe You Should Wash Your Hands After Getting a Sticky Post

  1. searchingforkeylargo

    I resemble that remark. Hence I resent that remark. {Is that the right spelling? It might be, just because it looks wrong.} Is now the place and time to get into discussion/argument over which of our planets are further? {It’s mine, you know; my peeps did come back to get me in ’65 but ET didn’t get there fast enough. Draco system rocks. ๐Ÿ˜› }


    1. wildoats1962 Post author

      It could be the right Spelling, Aaron made some good shows, Tori’s got some good looks. Yeah you’re draggin’ Draco around, and I’m stuck on BeetleJuice. It’s my own fault, it seems like I’m always on the web. I try to avoid the Black Widows. I ask Miss Muff-it if she has seen any. She says, “No Whey!” So I ask about Iraqis, and she says, “Just Curds.” I say, “You know the star is Betelgeuse, and Kurdish people use a K.” She says, “Tuff It.” I say, “You keep that attitude and I won’t give you any Lima Beans and Corn, so suck a tache.” Yes, I talk to myself, it’s the best way to get a reasonable answer.


  2. searchingforkeylargo

    it’s a coding trick, dear, and you probably know that when you’re not babbling; remember, the ( and the ) are usually used in code, where as the { } is not, so I tend to use those so I don’t make {unintentional} smilies and other weird things, though I have nothing against weird things and I always supposed that’s why we got on so well ๐Ÿ˜›


    1. wildoats1962 Post author

      I miss the little smiley menu. You could get some good ones when indicating times or other parenthetical items. We could do math tables with the associative and commutative properties.

      What?! You don’t want to multiply?



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