She would have to be coordinated enough to do more than walk while chewing gum.
Ted must be short for Agamemnon, and Barbara must a nickname for Cassandra.
Clytemnestra being a Greek wouldn’t have liked Trojans.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clytemnestra
Wrigleys wasn’t around back then although chicle was. But that was half a world away. And it was similar to latex. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chewing_gum If that was a problem for her she might be more likely to get chlamydia. And chlamydia is from the GREEK meaning “Cloak” so see what can happen if you don’t wear a raincoat in the shower. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chlamydia_infection
And you thought history was boring.
Wild