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Will Gen X Brush With Socialist Potato Cabals

Forget about Freedom Fries. Old style automobiles had generators instead of alternators. Periodically you would have to replace the brushes. The brushes ride on the commutator ring. Commutator ring sounds like subversive potatoes to me, and you thought French Fries didn’t show the proper patriotic starch for a stiff upper lip. If you’re worried about carbs too much then get fuel injection. If you’re easily shocked then it’s going to be a bumpy ride. I’m tired already on the recap. Don’t get me started on the tranny, it needs to radiate through it’s own cooling system. It’ll be smokin’ hot otherwise. Drag racing can be rough. Pit crews need something nourishing once in a while, it can’t be beer and Spuds for the Mckenzie bulls.

How much of that did you get? Is it an age test?


Karo Scene Seen

It’s a wonder that my grandparents survived long enough to reproduce. They used kerosene for everything

Now we use high fructose corn syrup for everything{AKA Karo syrup, yum}.

Now for the people with a food fetish imagine a scene {in Hippiespeak a Happening} with Karo syrup, different food colorings could be added for a translucent sheen { Charlie with a lucid tranny }, {I don’t know if he would be interested but this is just a flight of fancy anyway}. And Honey, Amber Honey playing with Adam’s caramel apple. Caramelizing is a scene with Karo getting some hot sugar. Oh Fudge! It’s Divinity. The Stones are playing Brown Sugar, but I’m thinking Mole asses with a chorus of it’s a Sin Amen!

I’ve been having my own tranny troubles. My car broke down Monday on the way to work. I ended up walking the last mile and a quarter. I hate thinking about how much that is going to cost. But I am also thinking about getting a cell phone. Yes, I am one of the few with no phone. The car made me walk about 1.5 miles last November. My shingles are almost gone. I took the last of my antivirals today. Hopefully I won’t have to go back to the Dr. But if I need more antivirals maybe they’ll give me more pain meds too.

I bet the whales were glad when kerosene started being used everywhere. Mostly it was a substitute for whale oil.

And one final non-sequitur, a blogger with the handle Keithcancook once shared a story about how corpses can make noise. He described working in a hospital and having to move a deceased patient. The patient farted and scared the shit out of Keith. During decomposition gases are formed and come out wherever. I was watching a documentary last night about the origins of the vampire legends. A lot of it has to do with what happens during decomposition. Interesting but morbid, I shouldn’t dwell.