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Johnny Needs a Walker

Brandy is dating Alexander while Jim Beams.

I was going to post a video of an SNL skit with Garrett Morris as Johnny Walker, and other characters as booze related hallucinations. I couldn’t find it.

For shame.

As my breath is heavy with alcohol I will say that the point of pasta is not the sprinkling of Parmesan, but it is the savoring of the sauce. Oh what a sauce! Be it hot and garlicy or a buttery alfredo, it is such a taste sensation. It fills the mouth with pleasure.

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It’s A Conspiracy I Tell Ya

I have a mildly annoying coworker. I have some that are more annoying, but who cares what they think/say. The Mildly Annoying One I shall call MAO. {Thanks Furball, I got the idea from your blog and TAO}. He’s not Chinese nor communist, but he seems to think that there’s things going on that we know nothing about. Entirely possible since we can’t know everything. As it happens MAO, a few others and myself all take lunch at the same time and there is a TV in the lunchroom usually tuned to the Nightly News. I like to watch the news, MAO likes asserting that the news people are lying. Well, first of all lying implies relaying information you know to be false. If you sincerely think what you’re saying is true then you aren’t lying. You might be Bat-shit crazy instead. A well intentioned bat-shit crazy I’m sure. When the Malaysian airliner went missing it had to be a government cover up. And how did they make the full body scanners for the TSA so quickly after 9-11?

Okay, the scanners probably have their origins in the night vision camcorders of the 90’s. Some pervert { A clever and observant perhaps even admirable pervert} noticed that if you put the camera in night vision mode during the day, it would see right through clothes. If you see nothing admirable about that consider the semantics, Admirable could be referencing a Naval Rank. If your Navel is rank you should wash it, RHIP.

And why haven’t they been able to find the plane? Uh, there are oceans of debris out there. It’s a big place. They are still finding rubber ducks out there. http://www.rubaduck.com/news/rubber-ducks-circumnavigate-globe

On to the Ft Hood shooting, MAO “The shooter in 09 was never tried, never convicted. His parents had aliases and where did they get the money to start their business? It’s on the net, look it up.” Yeah and there’s probably some site out there that says Elvis piloted a UFO back through time to rescue Amelia Earheart too. You can’t believe everything you read on the net. I made that point to a different coworker, TAO The Absent One. I made an observation, if they try to use your Facebook posts against you when you call in sick, post vacation, fun, type pics and say they were taken on xyz date. Be sure to be at work on xyz date. Lying on employment paperwork can get you fired. Lying on Facebook might be inconvenient to your friends, but carries no actual employment penalty. I haven’t heard much about my top sticky note.

Aside from the insanity I like MAO, he’s a good worker and a nice guy. I like TAO also. She’s not there much, but she has a very dirty mind with a good sense of humor.

Neurotics build castles in the sky, psychotics move in, psychiatrists charge rent, the internet hackers sublet them.

And it can all be blamed on MK Ultra, look it up on the net!

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I learned something today.

I heard about a sex practice that I had never heard of before.

People that know me, also know that it has got to be really really weird if *I* have never heard of it.

I would never give or receive doing this.

And if your mom said you’d go blind, she might be right this time.

Okay enough suspense.

Now to see if it is actually posting. Preview doesn’t seem to be working. I’ve tried three news sites and youtube and the link doesn’t show. I’ll try saving a draft first.

I got the video on there, now I can’t get tags.

Okay, TAG you’re it. I wonder if the news sites will be postable now?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/shortcuts/2013/jun/14/eyeball-licking-fetish-japanese-teenagers-sick

Well it’s all working now. That’s a more correct statement than saying it’s all good now.

I am really falling behind on reading other blogs. I’ll read more tomorrow. Tomorrow is only a day away. {Annie I think}

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Bipolar, Kodiak Moments

Hm, let’s parse this out. Bi {I think I can figure this one out} Pole {could be a Polish person, could be a Polish person’s package, or maybe just a package} R { Are what? Bi ?!? seems redundant, have to get back to it later} Kodiak {Bear, big bear, I think it’s getting clearer. Big Bare Polish Person’s Package, and Bi, meaning two, two big bare Polish Persons’ Packages}.

Okay, who had the giggity three-way with the Eskimo and the Penguin?

Were there Polaroids involved? {That happens when your hemorrhoids get frostbite.}

This clip is from Youtube, I do have a CD with Penguin in Bondage on it. I haven’t played any of my CDs in ages. I remember it as being an instrumental about 12 minutes long. This clip was considerably shorter and had some lyrics too. Memory must be going…..What was I saying? Oh yeah, the price of memory chips is a lot less than it used to be.

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As Long As It’s Black

Actually that phrase was used to describe Model T Fords. You could buy one any color you wanted, as long as it was black. I don’t know if that entered the vernacular from an ad campaign or just people talking.

Language and imagery do reflect cultural attitudes, the whole idea of using PC expressions came about from derogatory stereotypes. It can be a matter of perception. People tell little white lies, and when they get caught they tell big black ones. Black equals bad? Not to a businessman. They want to be in the black. They like them assets. Would you want a Black and White TV, or a colored one? Pretty much every ethnic group can be described using ethnic slurs. Wops and diegos, and many more that I can’t think were all used perjoratively probably by Archie Bunker. In the days before easy transportation most people lived their entire life less than 2 days walk from where they were born. There were exceptions, Roman Soldiers, Marco Polo, etc. Since they were essentially closed communities family traits became town traits. Then later, town traits would be regional traits. Eventually it amounts to different races. Keep in mind we are still one species. Mixed race kids can turn out fine, breeding between races might create some social problems{mostly from people that can’t stand the idea.}, but biologically it’s fine. There used to be more than one SPECIES of the genus Homo. A Neanderthal man could probably force himself on a Cromagnon woman. But would he want to? Maybe Homo Erectus would be more appealing? Doubtful, IMO. There was an article recently, someone claims to have sequenced the DNA of a Sasquatch. They think some other hominid bred with modern human females 15000 years ago and thus we ended up having Sasquatch running around. Okay, who’s been doing it with the big hairy guy with really big feet?

My point is, I want to figure out how to do some rudimentary links. Rudimentary means I’m rude and a mental case. Here goes,

http://www.foxnews.com/science/2012/11/27/bigfoot-is-part-human-dna-study-claims/
let’s see if it works.
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