Paraphilia, Feel Ya Pair

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As word play I realize that’s reaching. Inappropriate reaching is a paraphilia. I’m sure of it.

I’m a guy. Guy’s think about sex almost constantly. Today a coworker walked by and I thought, her tits didn’t used to be that big. I’ve known her 27 years. We’ve never worked the same shift, and I don’t know her real well. Like I said, I’m a guy. I’m going to notice the bounce. So then I wonder, are they real? In addition to being horny and aged, I can be philosophical. What IS real? Is a dildo or vibrator real? What about a cockring? Lingerie? Jewelry? If your nipples are pierced does that make them non-real? I once heard a psychiatrist on a telecourse that there were only so many orifices and protuberances on the body and nothing was as kinky as it’s practitioners thought. That’s not true anymore. People get body modification surgery and create new ones.

So what is really real. Probably whatever floats your boat. Adornment is intended to make you feel sexy. If you feel sexy others will probably find you sexy as well. If they don’t that’s their problem. If the adornment needs to be extreme, well, you might have issues. Some issues are collectables. The lady in question had breast cancer a number of years ago so maybe maybe she had some augmentation to feel better. That’s her business. If so, I hope it worked for her. I’ll appreciate the bounce for the same reason climbers go up Everest, because it’s there.

I could stop here. But wouldn’t it be fun to keep going?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_paraphilias

Quite the list there. Wow. All the bases are covered right?

Maybe.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_technical_terms_for_nonparaphilic_sexual_interests

Okay okay, maybe not.

I almost titled this “Money and Sex” I would have went here first.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lovemap

Sometimes I can’t help but get pervy.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perversion

What a way to end
Wild

6 thoughts on “Paraphilia, Feel Ya Pair”

  1. Mrs Fever

    Dendrophilia… It just says “trees.”

    Does that mean a person is aroused by being around trees? Or that they are sexually attracted to the tree itself?

    If a tree falls in the forest, does a man get wood?

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    1. wildoats1962 Post author

      I noticed that too. The whole entry is only three sentences long. “Dendrophilia (or less often arborphilia or dendrophily) literally means “love of trees”. The term may sometimes refer to a paraphilia in which people are sexually attracted to or sexually aroused by trees. This may involve sexual contact or veneration as phallic symbols or both.[1]” I also noticed that there was no corresponding entry for bushes. Apparently people must not like bushes. I can’t believe that. Some people must get wood while looking at, caressing trees. Going by old cartoons and one 1920’s porn flick knotholes were the first gloryholes.

      As to the other question, a woman could get wood too.

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  2. Mrs Fever

    Peppermint Patty always called Charlie Brown “Chuck” and Marcy always called Patty “Sir.” I’ve always found that amusing.

    Not so sure about the chucking, though. Sounds vomitous. There’s probably a fetish for that.

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    1. wildoats1962 Post author

      Chucking as a synonym for puking never occurred to me in that tongue twister. I always associated chucking with throwing in it. And there is, emitophilia.

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