Could Clytemnestra Contract Chlamydia Chewing Gum?

She would have to be coordinated enough to do more than walk while chewing gum.

Ted must be short for Agamemnon, and Barbara must a nickname for Cassandra.

Clytemnestra being a Greek wouldn’t have liked Trojans.

Wrigleys wasn’t around back then although chicle was. But that was half a world away. And it was similar to latex. If that was a problem for her she might be more likely to get chlamydia. And chlamydia is from the GREEK meaning “Cloak” so see what can happen if you don’t wear a raincoat in the shower.

And you thought history was boring.

3 thoughts on “Could Clytemnestra Contract Chlamydia Chewing Gum?

  1. Mrs Fever

    Standard STD panels screen for chlamydia, but not for HPV or HSV, which are both rampant in the U.S. and have major physioligical and social ramifications.

    Makes no sense.

    In the 1980s, the band Bon Jovi had a song on their Slippery When Wet album called “Love is a Social Disease” — too bad there isn’t a tox screen for *that* particular condition.



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