Do you want the meat on the top, bottom, or middle?
Do you want Ham, Chicken, Turkey, or beefcake?
Horsemeat has to be reined in to prevent unbridled passion, but a little ass is okay.
Dodos are extinct but there might be some in the metaphorical/political pantry.
In the event of choking remember the Heine Lick maneuver.
Eat At Joe’s
Joe’s Garage that is.