Breaded and fried food is high in carbs because of the breading, is high in fat because the breading holds oil. Therefore it must be awful for you. That’s why it tastes so good.
How could I possibly use that headline with that link followed by that paragraph? Doctor Demento.
The last line of a comedy advertisement on Dr D was for Chicken Dick’s Chicken Sticks, YOU CAN REALLY TASTE THE COCK.
The women I’ve talked to about penis sizes like the above have commented in some similar manner as AIN’T NO FUCKIN’ WAY. As AB would say, if the guy is hung like a horse, the gal has to be built like a mare.
Nothing like a little frivolity to end the night.