Monthly Archives: April 2014

It’s A Conspiracy I Tell Ya

I have a mildly annoying coworker. I have some that are more annoying, but who cares what they think/say. The Mildly Annoying One I shall call MAO. {Thanks Furball, I got the idea from your blog and TAO}. He’s not Chinese nor communist, but he seems to think that there’s things going on that we know nothing about. Entirely possible since we can’t know everything. As it happens MAO, a few others and myself all take lunch at the same time and there is a TV in the lunchroom usually tuned to the Nightly News. I like to watch the news, MAO likes asserting that the news people are lying. Well, first of all lying implies relaying information you know to be false. If you sincerely think what you’re saying is true then you aren’t lying. You might be Bat-shit crazy instead. A well intentioned bat-shit crazy I’m sure. When the Malaysian airliner went missing it had to be a government cover up. And how did they make the full body scanners for the TSA so quickly after 9-11?

Okay, the scanners probably have their origins in the night vision camcorders of the 90’s. Some pervert { A clever and observant perhaps even admirable pervert} noticed that if you put the camera in night vision mode during the day, it would see right through clothes. If you see nothing admirable about that consider the semantics, Admirable could be referencing a Naval Rank. If your Navel is rank you should wash it, RHIP.

And why haven’t they been able to find the plane? Uh, there are oceans of debris out there. It’s a big place. They are still finding rubber ducks out there. http://www.rubaduck.com/news/rubber-ducks-circumnavigate-globe

On to the Ft Hood shooting, MAO “The shooter in 09 was never tried, never convicted. His parents had aliases and where did they get the money to start their business? It’s on the net, look it up.” Yeah and there’s probably some site out there that says Elvis piloted a UFO back through time to rescue Amelia Earheart too. You can’t believe everything you read on the net. I made that point to a different coworker, TAO The Absent One. I made an observation, if they try to use your Facebook posts against you when you call in sick, post vacation, fun, type pics and say they were taken on xyz date. Be sure to be at work on xyz date. Lying on employment paperwork can get you fired. Lying on Facebook might be inconvenient to your friends, but carries no actual employment penalty. I haven’t heard much about my top sticky note.

Aside from the insanity I like MAO, he’s a good worker and a nice guy. I like TAO also. She’s not there much, but she has a very dirty mind with a good sense of humor.

Neurotics build castles in the sky, psychotics move in, psychiatrists charge rent, the internet hackers sublet them.

And it can all be blamed on MK Ultra, look it up on the net!

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Polemic – Pole Him Ick, Politician Wants Man Date

Sounds dreadful. You know if you give the politician a mandate, he will want to screw the public. He’ll expect it. It’s what you do on a man date.

Whatever your political stripes, that probably is how you perceive the people that disagree with you. I could’ve trashed elected officials. Would you REALLY want me to talk about the In Cum Bunts? I suppose there must be some baseball analogy, but how often do you get a home run from a bunt?

I wouldn’t touch that with a ten foot pole. Do I even HAVE a ten foot pole, you ask. No, I do not. At one point I had a nine foot pole, but someone stole it. I could get angry about that and deliver a Pole mimic. Lech Walesa comes to mind. He’s a real Pole, not a Pole Mimic. He’s isn’t tremendously tall either.

I don’t think Vladimir Putin is very tall either. His name would be easy to make fun of, I could Put In a joke, but I think I’ll use a video instead. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IV4IjHz2yIo

I was just thinking about my rocket science post a few days ago. This video is physics, but it’s fun.

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