Don’t even think about calling in sick

Don’t call in sick call in dead. Some employers are religious. They want you back to work in three days just like Jesus. They want a second coming but get zombie apocalypse.

I haven’t called in sick in over 6 months. Some of my coworkers are a little less regular though.

Second coming, generally the realm of females, but there are always exceptions. Regularity, the stuff of commercials. Are there really regular people? Are they named Norm? Is there an insight to inciting people. Is there a DES for putting people in a crypt? {DES=Digital Encryption Standard}

Do you really want to know what other people think? There was an episode of Gilligan’s Island about that. In Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Arthur asks Marvin if he can read his mind. Marvin says yes, Arthur says, “And”, Marvin says, “It amazes me how you live in something so small.”

Pair a noia, when one noia doesn’t trust the other one.

Wild ramblings

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