Karo Scene Seen

It’s a wonder that my grandparents survived long enough to reproduce. They used kerosene for everything

Now we use high fructose corn syrup for everything{AKA Karo syrup, yum}.

Now for the people with a food fetish imagine a scene {in Hippiespeak a Happening} with Karo syrup, different food colorings could be added for a translucent sheen { Charlie with a lucid tranny }, {I don’t know if he would be interested but this is just a flight of fancy anyway}. And Honey, Amber Honey playing with Adam’s caramel apple. Caramelizing is a scene with Karo getting some hot sugar. Oh Fudge! It’s Divinity. The Stones are playing Brown Sugar, but I’m thinking Mole asses with a chorus of it’s a Sin Amen!

I’ve been having my own tranny troubles. My car broke down Monday on the way to work. I ended up walking the last mile and a quarter. I hate thinking about how much that is going to cost. But I am also thinking about getting a cell phone. Yes, I am one of the few with no phone. The car made me walk about 1.5 miles last November. My shingles are almost gone. I took the last of my antivirals today. Hopefully I won’t have to go back to the Dr. But if I need more antivirals maybe they’ll give me more pain meds too.

I bet the whales were glad when kerosene started being used everywhere. Mostly it was a substitute for whale oil.

And one final non-sequitur, a blogger with the handle Keithcancook once shared a story about how corpses can make noise. He described working in a hospital and having to move a deceased patient. The patient farted and scared the shit out of Keith. During decomposition gases are formed and come out wherever. I was watching a documentary last night about the origins of the vampire legends. A lot of it has to do with what happens during decomposition. Interesting but morbid, I shouldn’t dwell.

 

Wild

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4 thoughts on “Karo Scene Seen

    1. wildoats1962 Post author

      I know, you’ve mentioned that before. I saw a news item on-line recently about it while I was using kerosene. The name similarities struck me and I saved a draft for when I felt like a ramble. When I saved the draft I had planned to talk more about the fuel, yesterday I felt like talking about the condom mint.

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