Okay, If You’re Holding a Drink, Set It Down

When I saw this on FB I about died laughing. Not too bad of a way to go.

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OH MY GOODNESS!!! I spit coffee everywhere reading this!!!::::

I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor’s office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn’t have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn’t going to be able to make the full effort.

So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I’m sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.
I was a little surprised when the doctor said, “My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven’t we?” I didn’t respond.

After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal .. Some shopping, cleaning, cooking. After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, “Mommy, where’s my washcloth?”

I told her to get another one from the cupboard.

She replied, “No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it.”

Never going back to that doctor again……….. never.
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And there was another cute post that I saw about four or five years ago. A guy {of course, pick on us guys} leaves a note. “Someone from the Gyna Colleges called and said your Pabst Beer was normal. When did you start drinking beer?”

Wild

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2 thoughts on “Okay, If You’re Holding a Drink, Set It Down

  1. wildoats1962 Post author

    Different styles of humor hit you differently. A lot of things will make me chuckle, like the Pabst Beer joke. BUT when something comes totally out of left field and you just don’t see it coming, it triggers the guffaw and spit take {or choke to death}. Hence the title.

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